two new penises compete, in the shrinking shadow of their dead leader.

Yes, the party is over.

"click for big"

This is all happening so fast!

Two days later

Left penis has outgrown right penis while the Professor was away.

Others are sprouting up all around ...

and the penises have sprouted penises.

oh holy hell

The Professor had been vaguely aware that a plant in the workshop had some soil mold. A closer look today reveals dead or inanimate worms and two bright moon yellow penises. Any explanations, recommendations from the readership would be appreciated here. Can I leave this alone in the workshop for a day or two or should I roll it out immediately? Will it grow and kill the workshop cat? Where did the worms come from? It was just miracle-gro potting soil and a plant from a local nursery. And what lies under the soil, at the base of the yellow penises?

The Professor shudders to think.