Preparations are beginning....
It takes a lot of Balls (or should I say Bayag?) to swallow LIVE TYPHOID. But, hey, who's the King? That's right!
It turns out live typhoid is a friendly little fellow. He (?) has explained to the King of Balls WHY it's important to take Vaccine in a Capsule on an empty stomach. The King of Balls' stomach is rarely empty ... I would have totally ignored this step if I didn't know why it was important. Then I would have run the risk of being infected with Typhoid Fever. Talk about ballsy!
This is a representation of my digestive tract.
I am the King of Balls.
I am the King of Balls.
What if I forget to take a dose? It's every 48 hours. That is very confusing. Swallow live typhoid. Now today, don't swallow it. Now today, swallow live typhoid again. Oh, I'm tearing my hair out here! See what I mean about how confusing it is?
Thanks little buddy, that helps a lot.
3 comments:
You're welcome, King of Balls.
It will be worth it, King of Balls, to be reunited properly with your food court in Manila. Your royal entourage awaits you.
"food court" - excellent work, Postillion. Very well done.
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