Thursday, September 25, 2008

Kiss me. That's an Order.

I am the King of Balls.

They love me in the Philippines. Little carts with green signs order people to kiss me.

I must experience this in person. I will travel to Manila in the coming months where I hope to get kisses, and balls, and hope not to get hepatitis. I may even invest.

I am not kidding. I am the King of balls.

9 comments:

King of Balls said...

Thanks to "Maurice Evans" for your picture on Flickr that I linked to with the words "kiss me." I hope you don't mind.

I am the King of Balls.

Kiss me.

King of Balls said...

Not you, Maurice, just anyone.

Declarative, Imperative, I am the King of Balls.

Kiss me.

Assistant Marvel said...

Shouldn't this be on your own blog, not here in the workshop, King of Balls?

Professor Marvel said...

"King of Balls brings new life to street food"

Excellent. Well done, King of Balls. The Professor thanks you for reanimating street food. Everyone thanks you.

Presidente, Marvel Fan Club said...

The workshop returns to its Pacific island roots.

beck said...

How fitting.

Professor Marvel said...

We've come full circle.

Professor Marvel said...

Your trip will be unsatisfying, King of Balls. Just wanted you to know.

King of Balls said...

I think I'd prefer hepatitis to the prophylaxis. For two nights now I can't sleep on my sleeping arm.

Hep A, that is.

I'm sure the kisses will make it worth it all the pain.

I am the KOB.