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4 comments:
OH SWEET JESUS YES TO THE LLAMA SONG OMG
I don't speak German.
Translate the Llama song, I will give you my first born.
Others may do better, and I could probably figure the lyrics with enough time, but the voice is kind of wavery and my German is rusty as a the remains of the Titanic. The one thing I hear a lot is how the llama can't locate, or wants to locate, the fork (gabel) on the table (tisch)? Fish and rice seem to be in there too, but it might just be a kids' song about the absurdity of a llama eating in a human manner, topped with a second layer of humor tied to its search for a fork where a fork will not likely be used/found (Yokohama). Whether or not others do better than I have with the song, the first-born will receive significant love and a sense of gracious fulfillment from its parents throughout its life.
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