Saturday, July 26, 2008

Something exciting

Something exciting may happen at the workshop soon. Are you ready to hear what it is? It has to do with dignity. To add dignity to the workshop, we have invited a new guest author. Who will it be? What will they write? Will this author see the same level of popularity as the controversial Postillion has? Only time will tell.

When will we find out if the new author accepts our invitation? Soon, Soon, the Professor hopes.

Bookmark the workshop now and check back often for the latest developments.

11 comments:

Italian Spiderman said...

We want more Postillion. Professor, you need to pay Postillion - in both dollars and dignity.

Postillion said...

Does the new contributor get paid? If the new contributor gets paid, along with Assistant Marvel and the other new Administrative Assistant, I will have question whether my contributions are genuinely appreciated.

Postillion said...

Screw you, Italian Spiderman. I don't want to be paid in dignity. I want hard cash.

See. That's why you are Italian Spiderman. A good real American Spiderman would never think that payment in dignity was worthwhile. Good old America. Hooray Capitalism (with a capital C!).

Internet Community Organizer said...

Postillion has become so ... money grubbing. That's all it's about is money, apparently. I'm disappointed. Or maybe it really is about dignity. Maybe Postillion and the new mystery author will form a Union! That will give them money, and dignity, and worker's rights, and health insurance, and a pension plan. And maybe a newsletter or something as well. And maybe some catchy labor tunes to sing while on strike.

IMO said...

Internet Community Organizer,

Well, I guess you are a capitalist. All the money goes to the corporation and none to the worker. Postillion is a dignified worker and she deserves to be paid for her work. Without her, there would be no product.

You are no comrade.

Internet Marxist Organizer

Italian Spidermant said...

FREE POSTILLION!!!!

Italian Spidermant said...

there is no t in spiderman

Anonymous said...

The snoring woman snores rrrrs.

I, Snoring Woman, hear me snore! said...

She does not. I am the snoring woman, and I snore zzzzs.

Scary Snoring Woman said...

I am the real snoring woman, and I snore gggggs, ttttts, and hhhhhs, like so:

gthgthggthgthgthggthgthgthggthgthgthggthgthgthggthgthgthggthgthgthggth

Possessed Snoring Woman said...

No. I am snoring woman and I snore hhhhs and aaaas like this

haaaaaah, haaaaaaah, aaaaaaaah

I also meow. While snoring. Click to see.