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7 comments:
Screw Postillion. Professor Marvel, it's clear you are the real brains of this operation. You are the one doing all the snail research. You are the greatest. Could I have your babies?
Professor Marvel does not reproduce.
Professor Marvel needs to share his genes with me! We could have the smartest babies ever. They will all be wonderful geniuses like me!
Hm, I meant to post as anonymous. But I am still a genius, maybe.
To the rest of you, screw you!!!jkl;sj!1
Wait, I thought Jiminy Cricket was a cute little insect who filled all our hearts with encouragement and Disney love? Who's messing with Jiminy Cricket? I will screw you over big time, whoever is mascarading as a lovable, genuinly wonderful heart-fulfilling love o fmy life Disney character.
Jiminy Cricket is Angry. I hope he voted in the dignity poll.
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