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Fungal Gallery
10 comments:
One is trying to push-over the other one. Isn't that nice?
Words are powerful. If the Professor had written "two new penises huddle together for warmth" the reaction might be different.
The professor, however, does see it as a competition to use the vast yet limited fungal resources below the soil to expand and explode like penis #1 did so gracefully, less than a week ago. Can you believe, readers, what has happened in the workshop in the past week? Review the pictures if you haven't already. It's AMAZING.
You'-RE right. I did-N'T know...it would be so amaz-ING.
Andie, you're so SASSY!
I also survived in the shadow of a major disaster.
Jaswan, your story gave me chills.
You are lucky this didn't occur in the U.S. post 911--you would have been arrested and likely convicted.
"Fungal gallery" is the result of a brilliant naming convention. Are exams and certificates available? Patches?
There's a mini penis, so it's a Trio of Penises, the great emerging alternative garage band from Williamsburg, NY, or Brooklyn as they say to disassociate themselves from the chichi world of Manhattan. You know, because Williamsburg is hardcore. Anyways, they are proving that kids born with a silver spoon in the mouth can live in Brooklyn, start a garage band with only their apartment rent being paid by their parents while they play music and hold part-time jobs at the local Starbucks to pay for their other expenses. They are so hardcore. It's so cool, so real, ya know. I am giving them free marketing help because I believe in them...hm, and, also, I want to start a flea-market band which is modeled on their garage band approach. Anyways, make sure you buy one of their CDs sold at secret stores with their two songs at $24.95.
You know, for some reason, while I read "flea market band" here, I have always thought, image-wise, "flea circus band." I thought it was a tiny band in an artificially small display set to resemble a circus.
But now, I realize that "flea market band" is really backwards Engrish for "Free market band."
Discuss.
Dude, Flea band entrepeneur even said in the comment "Free Marketing help." Free Marketing help? Hell-fucking-o!
It is all a metaphor for capitalism, dude. What are you, dense as fuck?
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