The second most useful thing on the internet
Dear Mr. Wrake,
If this is copyrighted or otherwise shouldn't have a screenshot here, please notify the Professor immediately via the comments to this post so I can take it down. I think it's an internet miracle and want to draw attention to it. The workshop's two or three readers will really enjoy it, I'm sure of it. Maybe they'll send you money or name their children "Run." I know I will.
Friday, September 19, 2008
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Thanks, xbasket!
Thanks for putting it here where I can find it. Buns and Chou-chou consider it poetic, incidentally.
I'll find you and vivisect you, xbasket.
I'm tempted to slice open the workshop's pets and look for idols.
This is the coolest thing on the internet.
They're the smartest bunnies that you ever have seen.
Cashew, I don't even know you!
I had to clean up themaggot-eaten kids.
I see a "cleaning up" theme developing here. This is potentially rich.
I am the King of Balls. Clean Balls.
I am the King of Clean Balls.
You are throwing off the scansion if you say "I am the King of Clean Balls."
Keep it simple.
OMG, what the hell is scansion?
Tell me now, I'm a budding writer!
Never say "budding writer". Always say "emerging writer". Never say "budding writer".
If you name your kids "Run" I recommend a parenthetical afterward indicating gender, e.g. "Run Jr. (female)" or "Run Jr. (male)"
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