How does one get to be a Professor1 without knowing basic html?2David Foster Wallace you are not.3
Friday, September 12, 2008
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Little Spirals
Can you scratch an itch anywhere on your back?
Has the workshop been poisoned by sentimentality? (Check all that apply)
Are you dignified?
What time is it in Manila?
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- Nevermind what is important to the Professor
- Kiss me. That's an Order.
- We have photos of Courtney Love!
- Good job, King of Balls.
- A footnote to a life.
- Sussman.
- Rant: Stupidity, Please Mock
- Unuseful
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- Also Useful
- Lunchtime at the Workshop.
- A new poll, an old poll.
- Sappy in the past and the future.
- Thank you
- There are itchy people everywhere
- Rule of personalities on the workplace
- easier to build than maintain
- I am the King of Balls
- footnote continued on next post
- A plea
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- King of Balls
- Pathetic
- Two culprits killed, little spirals may be exonerated
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Snails and Consumer Culture
Should snails go here?
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4 comments:
I am going to dip these mini peanut butter faux ritzes in chocolate and rock everyone's world.
It's pathetic you get to eat those things and I apparently have to mix powdered protein with fiber, soymilk, freshly squeezed boob/orange juice, and filtered water to toss down vitamins, minerals and esoteric neuro-transmitter enhancing cocktails.
Mini peanut butter faux ritzes in chocolate is so wrong. They should be real ritzes with peanut butter. Speaking of which...I have real Ritz (imagine the TM mark here; I am not the Professor so I don't have to know XML, HTML, SGML, SMLXLXXL) and real peanut butter.
Rest in Peace, David Foster Wallace. We love you. The world will miss you.
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