I am the King of Balls.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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15 comments:
Dude, you're going to have to do way better than that if you want to be part of the workshop.
Seriously, Man, that shit sucks.
Would you say it sucks balls?
Please everyone, don't be crude. If this is the sort of thing you bring to the workshop, King of Balls, you might as well leave before things take a turn for the stupid.
Now Postillion's gonna say that it already has taken a turn for the stupid. I can feel it in my bones.
King of Balls, you're terrible.
I am the King of Balls.
Oh, no.
Hm, actually I thought the point was stupidity from the beginning. Or maybe I am too stupid to figure out what the point is.
Postillion's right. Stupidity was, and is, the point.
Yay, yay, my stupidity trumps over presidente, marvel fan club's stupidity!
How does your stupidity trump, Postillion? If you aren't stupid enough to miss the fact that that the point was stupidity all along, then you're not stupid enough. The workshop's stupidity trumps your stupidity, not the reverse.
You don't know stupid, Postillion. I know stupid.
I am the king of balls.
Way to go, King of Balls! I see you trying to add content, there, and I appreciate your efforts. Can you add another sentence or two?
Curse you, Professor Marvel. You are my nemesis!
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